Fort Jefferson FL
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:16 am
An "unfinished" US Civil War fort in the dry tortugas.
Gee whiz, why didn't they finish it? Ran out of bricks, did we?
I guess the Military Industrial Complex at the time didn't have enough stolen cash from the American people yet.
What, pray tell, is it "protecting," exactly? The fishing holes?
You know what, everyone? This gem has to be my bloody favorite.
REALLY? You want to build a fort on an island in the Florida Keys that's nearly sunk already? WHY?
Hurricanes a problem for flooding? No? What about keeping all that expensive gunpowder dry?
Any fresh water? Nope. None needed. Plenty of sushi to eat though.
A MOAT?
General: "Men, let's build a moat because, well, uhh, there's not enough water around the fort to keep those pesky pirates at bay!"
Sergeant: "Huzzah, boys! A sharkless swimming pool. The General really knows his military marine strategy!"
Im a military historian and writer. I know my cannons, guns, cannonades, howitzers, mortars, bastions, ranges, shot and shell sizes, ships of the line, and forts. This star fort is not strategic in any way. The supply problems would be legion. Cannon ranges in those days were 5-8 miles. Its 100 miles to Havana from there.
THIS hexagon monstrosity makes NO military sense whatsoever, not that most star forts do anyway.
Ships and their crews would simply stay out of range, laugh, drink rum, and go around it.
It is obvious––to me––that it was built at a time when sea levels were far, far lower. And it was probably connected to the Keys by land.
Keep in mind that the underwater plateau it sits upon was last above water 12,500 years ago before The Great Flood.
Any thoughts?
JWW
Gee whiz, why didn't they finish it? Ran out of bricks, did we?
I guess the Military Industrial Complex at the time didn't have enough stolen cash from the American people yet.
What, pray tell, is it "protecting," exactly? The fishing holes?
You know what, everyone? This gem has to be my bloody favorite.
REALLY? You want to build a fort on an island in the Florida Keys that's nearly sunk already? WHY?
Hurricanes a problem for flooding? No? What about keeping all that expensive gunpowder dry?
Any fresh water? Nope. None needed. Plenty of sushi to eat though.
A MOAT?
General: "Men, let's build a moat because, well, uhh, there's not enough water around the fort to keep those pesky pirates at bay!"
Sergeant: "Huzzah, boys! A sharkless swimming pool. The General really knows his military marine strategy!"
Im a military historian and writer. I know my cannons, guns, cannonades, howitzers, mortars, bastions, ranges, shot and shell sizes, ships of the line, and forts. This star fort is not strategic in any way. The supply problems would be legion. Cannon ranges in those days were 5-8 miles. Its 100 miles to Havana from there.
THIS hexagon monstrosity makes NO military sense whatsoever, not that most star forts do anyway.
Ships and their crews would simply stay out of range, laugh, drink rum, and go around it.
It is obvious––to me––that it was built at a time when sea levels were far, far lower. And it was probably connected to the Keys by land.
Keep in mind that the underwater plateau it sits upon was last above water 12,500 years ago before The Great Flood.
Any thoughts?
JWW